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fonmasterguard:

So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle

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greekgogurt:

do you ever look at someone you used to be good friends with and cringe

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parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends

me: well they turned into a cunt

salt4life:

Shanghai’s highest 3 buildings all struck with lightning at the same time.

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